A girl's diary entry:
He seemed very quiet today. I asked him if it was my fault. He was too upset and said NO. I told him I love him. He gave a fake smile and said "I know". I'm sure he thinks of someone else. I cried all night.
Man U lost to Chelsea. Damn.
Moral of the story: guys are simple.
This has probably been circulated widely over the net and SMS. I still smile every time I read it.