A girl's diary entry:
He seemed very quiet today. I asked him if it was my fault. He was too upset and said NO. I told him I love him. He gave a fake smile and said "I know". I'm sure he thinks of someone else. I cried all night.
Guy's Diary:
Man U lost to Chelsea. Damn.
Moral of the story: guys are simple.
This has probably been circulated widely over the net and SMS. I still smile every time I read it.
Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Women. Show all posts
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Women and sense of humour!!!
Been quite some time since I actually wrote something. The previous post was just a lift off from some website. Today I happened to have an enlightening conversation with one of my friends about women and their sense of humour. All the "jokes" I'm mentioning here happened in real life right in front of me.
"Joke 1" - a few years back
Girl1: Hey.. Watch your steps.. You might slip and fall..
Girl2: LOL.. Ha ha haaa...
Me: ?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!.. WTH!!!!
"Joke" 2 - a few months back
Girl3: Hey. How do you think he figured out how this paper clip works? (The 'he' here happens to be a geek)
Girl4: I know I know.. He must have written some codes!!!
Girl1: LOL.. Ha ha haaa...
Me: ???? Going mad!!!!
"Joke" 3 - a few days back (the best so far)
Girl5: Hey. You know what. I always iron my pants only below the knee, coz till there its covered by the kurta!!!
Girl6: LOL!!! Ha ha haa......
Me: Give up!!!
"Joke 1" - a few years back
Girl1: Hey.. Watch your steps.. You might slip and fall..
Girl2: LOL.. Ha ha haaa...
Me: ?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!.. WTH!!!!
"Joke" 2 - a few months back
Girl3: Hey. How do you think he figured out how this paper clip works? (The 'he' here happens to be a geek)
Girl4: I know I know.. He must have written some codes!!!
Girl1: LOL.. Ha ha haaa...
Me: ???? Going mad!!!!
"Joke" 3 - a few days back (the best so far)
Girl5: Hey. You know what. I always iron my pants only below the knee, coz till there its covered by the kurta!!!
Girl6: LOL!!! Ha ha haa......
Me: Give up!!!
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Random!!!
Just found this somewhere in the net. Super funny!!!
"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."
If you liked this, you would also like THIS!!!
"A woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. This always starts out with, you're a great guy, but I don't like you in that way. This is roughly the equivalent for the guy of going to a job interview and the company saying, You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for, but we're not going to hire you. We will, however, use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we're going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. And if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, but still not you. In fact, we will never hire you. But we will call you from time to time to complain about the person that we hired."
If you liked this, you would also like THIS!!!
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