Lame Facebook Status Messages!!!

A few really dumb status messages I came across in the last few days:

"hey ladies..some of us were planning a ladies night out.. friday night.. liquid.. my place at say 9ish, some sierra , and then liquid.. hwz that sound.. respond to the wall post so i know who all are comin.. everyone welcome.."

Vineeth's comment on this: Wahh.. You seem to be having one hell of an awesome life. Enjoy. You are not at all desperate. You do not have to get a life.

"Needing a man is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again :D"

Vineeth's comment on this: Is that a grin? Hmm. Keep grinning. You will never have to need a guy :P

"Woke up at 6 A.M, took bath at 7, had breakfast at 8, went to a friend's place at 9, came back at 5 PM, had dinner at 7 and slept at 9"

Vineeth's comment on this: Ok.. So? Btw... What about when you took a dump? :P

"Won't be using facebook for another 2 months. Sorry guys and gals"

Vineeth's comment on this: Oh yeah buddy. Your absence from facebook is gonna cause violent earthquakes in the latin americas. (this friend, replied to all the comments that came in those 2 months, took about a million quizzes too :P)

Diary Entries!!!

A girl's diary entry:

He seemed very quiet today. I asked him if it was my fault. He was too upset and said NO. I told him I love him. He gave a fake smile and said "I know". I'm sure he thinks of someone else. I cried all night.

Guy's Diary:

Man U lost to Chelsea. Damn.

Moral of the story: guys are simple.

This has probably been circulated widely over the net and SMS. I still smile every time I read it.

Women and sense of humour!!!

Been quite some time since I actually wrote something. The previous post was just a lift off from some website. Today I happened to have an enlightening conversation with one of my friends about women and their sense of humour. All the "jokes" I'm mentioning here happened in real life right in front of me.


"Joke 1" - a few years back

Girl1: Hey.. Watch your steps.. You might slip and fall..

Girl2: LOL.. Ha ha haaa...

Me: ?????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!.. WTH!!!!

"Joke" 2 - a few months back

Girl3: Hey. How do you think he figured out how this paper clip works? (The 'he' here happens to be a geek)

Girl4: I know I know.. He must have written some codes!!!

Girl1: LOL.. Ha ha haaa...

Me: ???? Going mad!!!!

"Joke" 3 - a few days back (the best so far)

Girl5: Hey. You know what. I always iron my pants only below the knee, coz till there its covered by the kurta!!!

Girl6: LOL!!! Ha ha haa......

Me: Give up!!!

Really Dumb Questions!!!

Been a long time since I blogged. A lot of things kept me busy the last two weeks. Will describe my past two to three weeks in my next post. For a starter, a conversation I had with my friend Sundar came into my mind. The really dumb questions that can be asked in an SMS because these questions only have one answer.

1) Are you asleep?

This can never be answered in the affirmative because you do not text when you are asleep. Period.

2) Are you awake?

This one, had only a "Yes" for an answer. Reason is the same as the one above.

3) Can you message now?

This one is kinda confusing. If it means "can we have a conversation through SMS" - the question seems sensible. Otherwise, it is just as dumb as the first two. You can never give a "No" for an answer because the fact that you have replied means you can message now.

4) You there?

I can never be in a place other than "here". So the answer is an obvious yes, no matter when and where it is asked.

These are just the few that I remember now. Will keep updating it as and when I remember the other dumb questions. And readers of this blog (if there are any left), let your comments carry such DUMB question.